Marathi Funny Jokes for Whatsapp Group
Marathi Bolanar... Marathich Rahanar...
Ani Navin Varshachya Subhechchha Gudi Padavyalach Denar....
Asan Mhananari Poran 31st Chya Partila Na Chukata Jatat...
Parat Milate Ki Nahi Ashi Pitat....
Ani Dokan Dukhatay Mhanun Kamavar/shalet/kaialejala Dandi Pan Maratat...
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Navavarshacha Ani Amacha Kadicha Hi Sambandh Nahi Krpaya Shubhechchha Pathavu Naye.
Ekach At Vishay Kat
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Aj Piun Pad Adava ...
Pan Visaru Nakos Gadhava...
Apale Navin Varsh Mhanajech
Gudhipadava
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Sakal Pasun Pahatoy,
Hach Mesej Sarakha Sarakha Yetoy ......
Varshacha Shevatacha Divas !
Varshacha Shevatacha Divas !
Kahich Samajanan Jhalayan Rav,
Ata Hi Varsha Kon?
An Tila Jhalayan Tari Kay ????
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Shastragyanni He Siddh Keley Ki Jagat........
1572344893 Lokan . . , , , , , , , ,
Evadhe Alashi Ahet
Ki Tyanni Atasuddha Var Dileli Sankhya Vachali Nasanar.
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Ayushyat Nehami 1 Gosht Lakshat Theva
Ambyachya Jhadala Ambe Yetat
Pan
Vadachya Jhadala Kadhich Vade Yet Nahi
Hasu Naka Ek Gosht Lakshat Theva
Jhopun Abhyas Kelyane Nehami Jhop Yete
Pan Basun Abhyas Kelyane Bas Yet Nahi
...ha Navin Ahe
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Raste Sadhe Hote Tenvha Manase Hi Sadhi Hoti Ata,,,,,,,,
Raste Dambari Jhale
Tenvhapasun Manase Hi Dambarat Jhali
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Chulivar Thevala Tava
Tyat Takala Ova
Ani Je Mesej Pathavat Nay
Tyancha Mobail Futude Re Deva
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2 Kakaroch Ichu Mein Ek Dusare Ke Bagal Ke Bed Par Jakhmi Halat Mein Edamit The...
Ek Ne Dusare Se Puchha...
Hit Ya Chappal??
Dusare Ne Javab Diya....
Nahi Yar, Ye Ladakiyan Bhi Dekh Dekh Kar Itana Chillati Hain,
Ki Hart Ataik A Gaya..
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Mukesh Ambani : Agar Mai Subah Se Apani Kar Mein Nikalu To Sham Tak Apani Adhi Proparti Bhi Nahin Dekh Sakata
Santa : Hamare Pas Bhi Aisi Khatara Kar Thi.
.... Bech Di
Adami Machhar Se :- "din Mein Kyon Kat Rahe Ho ..."
Machchar :- "ovarataim Kar Raha Hu Sahab
Man -bap Bimar Hai ...
Ghar Mein Javan Bahan Hai Aur
Ladakevalon Ne Dahez Mein 1 Litar Khun Manga Hai
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Vo Udas Baithe Pani Me Patthar Mar Rahe Tha
Ek Medhak Nikal Kar Bola
Pani Me A Teri Udasi Utaru Sale
Apani Vali Ke Chakkar Me
Meri Vali Ka Sir Fod Diya.
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Taiachhair: A B Ch Sunao..
Santa: A B Ch
Taiachhair: Aur Sunao...
Santa: Aur Sab Badhiyan, Ap Sunao!
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Ek Adami Ne Fesabuk Pe Stetas Dala,
"aj Main Chhat Par Suonga !"
Fir Kya Tha..... ...
Pandrah Machchharon Ne Laik Kar Diya..!!!
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Biwi:tumhai Kuchh Yad Bhi Raiht Hai?
Aj Hamari Waidding Annivairsary Hai, . .
Pati-oh Mai To Bhul Hi Gay Th.
Ao, 2 Minutais Ka Moun Rakhaingai.
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Pashya - Jar Mi Ya Naralachya Jhadavar Chadhalo
Tar Mala Injiniyaring Kolej Chya Muli Disatil
Ka Re....??? . . .
Ganya - Ho ..
Ani Jar Hat Sutala Tar
Medikal Kolej Chya Pan Disatil.
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Dhadasacha Kahar.... Bayako: Mi Kashi Disatey?
Attach Byuti Parlarala Jaun Alyey.
Navara Shantapane: Mag Kay, Band Hot Ka?
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Mulaga:1:-tu Tya Mulisathi Sigaret Sodali
Mulaga:2:-ho
Mulaga:1:-daru Sodali
Mulaga:2:-ho
Mulaga:1:-jugar Sodala
Mulaga:2:-ho
Mulaga:1:-mag Tichashi Lagn Ka Kele Nahi?
Mulaga-are Tine Mitranna Sod Boli ..
He Bag Bhava Sagal Soden ..
Pan Eka Mulisathi Jiva Bhavachya Mitranna Sodu Nahi Shakat ... .....
Lav Yu Friainds . . .
. . .
. . .
. . . . . . Asale Mesej Takanare Kalayajhar Mulicha Fon Ala Tari Lamb Uthun Bolayala Jatat.
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"ti, Javal Nasatana Hava Asato Ticha Sahavas,
"ti, Majhyasathi Ahe Khupach Khas,
"ti, Ekamev, Jine Padali Majhya Manavar Chhap,
"ti, Ani Ti, Fakt Majhi Priy.... .. . .. . ..
""gayachhap""
Only For Gayachhap Lovair
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Ale Re Baba Ekadache "achchhe Din" . . .
Aj Sakali Pach Vajata Fon Karun Mala Sori Mhanat Hoti,
Khup Radat Pan Hoti!
Mhanat Hoti Ki Tu Jasan Mhanashil Tasanch Vagel!
Plij Mala Sodun Javu Nakos. . . . .
Kunachi Garlafrend Hoti Kunas Thavuk?
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Aixtairnal Oral
Sar :- Tu Kay Kel Ahes ? . . . .
Studaint :- Mi Chraiatai Kel Ahe , Tumhi Join Kara.
Zapy.
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Mulagi - Hay... Tujhi Athavan Yetey.
Mulaga - Ajun Majha Pagar Jhala Nahi.
.....
Mulagi - Achchha Chal Bay, Baba Alet Majhe.
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Prem Prakaran 2016
Mulaga: Priye Tuj Nav Hatavar Lihu Ki Chhativar ?
Mulagi:, Ikade Tikade Lihanya Peksha 7-12 Varach Lih Na.
.....
Karan Vavar Ahe Tar Povar Ahe!
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Nadi Kinari Jodape Basaleli Asate
Preyasi : Tujha Kay Plain Ahe
Priyakar : Toch Ga .... 1 Paisa 1 Sekand
Preyasi : Mar Melya Mobail Madhyech
Marathi Bolanar... Marathich Rahanar...
Ani Navin Varshachya Subhechchha Gudi Padavyalach Denar....
Asan Mhananari Poran 31st Chya Partila Na Chukata Jatat...
Parat Milate Ki Nahi Ashi Pitat....
Ani Dokan Dukhatay Mhanun Kamavar/shalet/kaialejala Dandi Pan Maratat...
❀❀❀
Navavarshacha Ani Amacha Kadicha Hi Sambandh Nahi Krpaya Shubhechchha Pathavu Naye.
Ekach At Vishay Kat
❀❀❀
Aj Piun Pad Adava ...
Pan Visaru Nakos Gadhava...
Apale Navin Varsh Mhanajech
Gudhipadava
❀❀❀
Sakal Pasun Pahatoy,
Hach Mesej Sarakha Sarakha Yetoy ......
Varshacha Shevatacha Divas !
Varshacha Shevatacha Divas !
Kahich Samajanan Jhalayan Rav,
Ata Hi Varsha Kon?
An Tila Jhalayan Tari Kay ????
❀❀❀
Shastragyanni He Siddh Keley Ki Jagat........
1572344893 Lokan . . , , , , , , , ,
Evadhe Alashi Ahet
Ki Tyanni Atasuddha Var Dileli Sankhya Vachali Nasanar.
❀❀❀
Ayushyat Nehami 1 Gosht Lakshat Theva
Ambyachya Jhadala Ambe Yetat
Pan
Vadachya Jhadala Kadhich Vade Yet Nahi
Hasu Naka Ek Gosht Lakshat Theva
Jhopun Abhyas Kelyane Nehami Jhop Yete
Pan Basun Abhyas Kelyane Bas Yet Nahi
...ha Navin Ahe
❀❀❀
Raste Sadhe Hote Tenvha Manase Hi Sadhi Hoti Ata,,,,,,,,
Raste Dambari Jhale
Tenvhapasun Manase Hi Dambarat Jhali
❀❀❀
Chulivar Thevala Tava
Tyat Takala Ova
Ani Je Mesej Pathavat Nay
Tyancha Mobail Futude Re Deva
❀❀❀
2 Kakaroch Ichu Mein Ek Dusare Ke Bagal Ke Bed Par Jakhmi Halat Mein Edamit The...
Ek Ne Dusare Se Puchha...
Hit Ya Chappal??
Dusare Ne Javab Diya....
Nahi Yar, Ye Ladakiyan Bhi Dekh Dekh Kar Itana Chillati Hain,
Ki Hart Ataik A Gaya..
❀❀❀
Mukesh Ambani : Agar Mai Subah Se Apani Kar Mein Nikalu To Sham Tak Apani Adhi Proparti Bhi Nahin Dekh Sakata
Santa : Hamare Pas Bhi Aisi Khatara Kar Thi.
.... Bech Di
Adami Machhar Se :- "din Mein Kyon Kat Rahe Ho ..."
Machchar :- "ovarataim Kar Raha Hu Sahab
Man -bap Bimar Hai ...
Ghar Mein Javan Bahan Hai Aur
Ladakevalon Ne Dahez Mein 1 Litar Khun Manga Hai
❀❀❀
Vo Udas Baithe Pani Me Patthar Mar Rahe Tha
Ek Medhak Nikal Kar Bola
Pani Me A Teri Udasi Utaru Sale
Apani Vali Ke Chakkar Me
Meri Vali Ka Sir Fod Diya.
❀❀❀
Taiachhair: A B Ch Sunao..
Santa: A B Ch
Taiachhair: Aur Sunao...
Santa: Aur Sab Badhiyan, Ap Sunao!
❀❀❀
Ek Adami Ne Fesabuk Pe Stetas Dala,
"aj Main Chhat Par Suonga !"
Fir Kya Tha..... ...
Pandrah Machchharon Ne Laik Kar Diya..!!!
❀❀❀
Biwi:tumhai Kuchh Yad Bhi Raiht Hai?
Aj Hamari Waidding Annivairsary Hai, . .
Pati-oh Mai To Bhul Hi Gay Th.
Ao, 2 Minutais Ka Moun Rakhaingai.
❀❀❀
Pashya - Jar Mi Ya Naralachya Jhadavar Chadhalo
Tar Mala Injiniyaring Kolej Chya Muli Disatil
Ka Re....??? . . .
Ganya - Ho ..
Ani Jar Hat Sutala Tar
Medikal Kolej Chya Pan Disatil.
❀❀❀
Dhadasacha Kahar.... Bayako: Mi Kashi Disatey?
Attach Byuti Parlarala Jaun Alyey.
Navara Shantapane: Mag Kay, Band Hot Ka?
❀❀❀
Mulaga:1:-tu Tya Mulisathi Sigaret Sodali
Mulaga:2:-ho
Mulaga:1:-daru Sodali
Mulaga:2:-ho
Mulaga:1:-jugar Sodala
Mulaga:2:-ho
Mulaga:1:-mag Tichashi Lagn Ka Kele Nahi?
Mulaga-are Tine Mitranna Sod Boli ..
He Bag Bhava Sagal Soden ..
Pan Eka Mulisathi Jiva Bhavachya Mitranna Sodu Nahi Shakat ... .....
Lav Yu Friainds . . .
. . .
. . .
. . . . . . Asale Mesej Takanare Kalayajhar Mulicha Fon Ala Tari Lamb Uthun Bolayala Jatat.
❀❀❀
"ti, Javal Nasatana Hava Asato Ticha Sahavas,
"ti, Majhyasathi Ahe Khupach Khas,
"ti, Ekamev, Jine Padali Majhya Manavar Chhap,
"ti, Ani Ti, Fakt Majhi Priy.... .. . .. . ..
""gayachhap""
Only For Gayachhap Lovair
❀❀❀
Ale Re Baba Ekadache "achchhe Din" . . .
Aj Sakali Pach Vajata Fon Karun Mala Sori Mhanat Hoti,
Khup Radat Pan Hoti!
Mhanat Hoti Ki Tu Jasan Mhanashil Tasanch Vagel!
Plij Mala Sodun Javu Nakos. . . . .
Kunachi Garlafrend Hoti Kunas Thavuk?
❀❀❀
Aixtairnal Oral
Sar :- Tu Kay Kel Ahes ? . . . .
Studaint :- Mi Chraiatai Kel Ahe , Tumhi Join Kara.
Zapy.
❀❀❀
Mulagi - Hay... Tujhi Athavan Yetey.
Mulaga - Ajun Majha Pagar Jhala Nahi.
.....
Mulagi - Achchha Chal Bay, Baba Alet Majhe.
❀❀❀
Prem Prakaran 2016
Mulaga: Priye Tuj Nav Hatavar Lihu Ki Chhativar ?
Mulagi:, Ikade Tikade Lihanya Peksha 7-12 Varach Lih Na.
.....
Karan Vavar Ahe Tar Povar Ahe!
❀❀❀
Nadi Kinari Jodape Basaleli Asate
Preyasi : Tujha Kay Plain Ahe
Priyakar : Toch Ga .... 1 Paisa 1 Sekand
Preyasi : Mar Melya Mobail Madhyech