व्हाट्सएप्प मस्ती Marathi Whatsapp Masti

Marathi Whatsapp Masti | Marathi Whatsapp Forwards

Bayakanchi Prarthana....
He Deva Majhya Navaryala
Paisa, Dhan, Daulat, Yash Saran De
Majhyasathi Kahi Nako
Tyachyakadun Kasan Ghyayachan Te Mi Baghate...

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Lahanapani Ai Mhanate Tula Kahi Kalat Nahi
Tarunapani Bayako Mhanate Tumhala Kahi Kalat Nahi
Mhatarapani Mule Mhanatat Tumhala Kahi Kalat Nahi
Purushanna Kalanyache Vay Kevha Yete Hech Kahi Kalat Nahi...

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Ek Veda Mhashi Var Basun Firat Hota
Dusara Veda : Are E, Polis Pakadatil Tula.
Pahila Veda : Ka?
Dusara Veda : Are, Helmet Kuthe Ghatales Tu?
Pahila Veda : Nit Bagh, For Vhilar Ahe.

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Kolaget : Kya Apake Tuthapest Me Namak Hai.
Punekar : "nahi Mi Varatun Takun Gheto ..(chavinusar)"
Kolaget Valyane Svat:chya Thobadit Marun Ghetalya.

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Mulg- Hi, Kuthai Ahais?
Mulgi- Off La
Mulg- ok, deep midwicket la ja Catch yeil bagh......... ***blocked***

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Ye Kya Jamana A Gaya Hai .....
13 Sal Ke Bachche Pyar Kar Rahe Hai,
65 Sal Ke Log Shadi Kar Rahe Hai.
Aur Jinaki Ye Sab Karane Ki Umr Hai,
Vo Bechare Polis Bharti Ki Taiyari Kar Rahe Hai..

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Janm Jhalyavar Ai Jevha Dokyavarun Hath Firavate
Tevha Apalya Dokyavar Kes Yayala Suravat Hote...!
Ani Lagn Jhalyavar Jevha Bayako Dokyavar Hath Firavate
Tevha Kes Galayala Suravat Hote...!
Prabhu Teri Maya Koi Samaj Nahi Paya Kahi Dhup Kahi Chhaya...!

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"vargat Gurujinni Vicharale"...
Khedayat Ani Shaharat Kay Farak Ahe ....??
Eka Mulane Khup Chhan Uttar Dile ....
Khedayat Kutre Lavaris Firatat An Gomata Palali Jate.......
Ani Shaharat Kutre Palale Jatat An Gomata Lavaris Firate..

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Naukari Ke Lie Intaravyu Chal Raha Tha....
Bahut Lambi Lain Lagi Hui Thi...
Get Par Likh Tha.....
Andar Ane Ke Lie Jo Sabase Kam Shabd Bolega
Use Naukari Di Jayegi...
Ab Koi Kahata Tha:- Mai Ai Kam In Sar .
Koi Kahata Tha:- Kya Mein Andar A Sakati Hu .
Koi Kuchh Kahata Koi Kuchh Kahata........
Tabhi Ek Maharashtr Vale Ka Nambar Aya
Usane Kamare Ke Get Mein Gardan Bhitar Dali Aur Bola :---- Yuka?
Dayarekt Silekt Na Bhau